The Young and the Restless

Odds are 1/1,000,000

Jason texts while driving, rides motorcycles without a helmet, has no fear of flying, lives for speed and big air on the snowboard, went skydiving and eats his steaks rare.  Yet he has this extreme irrational fear of death by lightning. It's kinda endearing and cute to see him vulnerable.  Except when it cramps my style because I get the guilt trip for letting the kids play in the rainstorm. With umbrellas that double as lightning rods. But come on, just look how much fun they're having....besides, he's more likely to trip and poke his eye out with the broken wires jutting out of the umbrella.  Oh shoot, I really am a bad mom.

(and you thought I was kidding when I said he puts this outfit on every day)