So the bug guy came today, helping himself around the entire house to spray for these annoying ants. After he left I went upstairs to get Maddox and what do I see lying there smack dab in the middle of the stairs:
Why couldn't it have been a shirt that dropped out of the dirty clothes basket when I brought it downstairs? Why did it have to be my underwear? Why did it have to be a thong? Why did it have to be leopard print for heaven's sake??? (I swear I only wore it running this morning because it was laundry day and that's all I had left, nothing kinky). It didn't help that yesterday was cleaning day and this was the only solitary thing left on the ground in the entire house. Clearly it looks like I planted it there just for him to see. Clearly I can never call him again. Does anyone know a good bug guy?
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HA! Nice panties Jame, I would have never taken you for a leopard thong girl... now I know better ;)
Love it!
You don't see the leopard thong girl in Jamie?! Come on Jodee, I thought you knew her better then that:) I'm sure you totally made the bug guys day. Did he have an extra big smile on his face as he left? Yeah, she wants me...
That is soooooo.....dirty!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... OK, excuse me, while I go wipe the tears out of my eyes because I needed that kind of laugh! I love it Jamie!
I am laughing so hard. And I can't think of a single thing to say to make you feel better :-) Well, I guess it could be worse if it had been someone from church? Thanks for the laugh.
Jamie that is awesome! I'm sorry but I just can't stop laughing. That is totally something that would happen to me. Maybe he didn't notice? YA RIGHT! :)
Ha Ha Ha. I am still laughing! Wow! I would be embarrassed too. How 'bout the time I was folding laundry and my dad was sitting on the couch, semi watching me, chatting, and semi watching tv. and there was a lovely little (bright red) nighty under a shirt just waiting to be spotted, I'm sure I turned bright red and then had to leave the room! Look at the bright side, at least you will never have to see that guy again:)
just remember my story.....it could be worse. ;)
I can't believe you're coming to Texas for the BYU game. Chris wanted to go but got a little fearful that it might be a tad bit of an embarrassment, hopeful it's not. Go Cougars.
That is HILARIOUS! Totally something that would happen to me...I am sure it's not first pair of panties he has stumbled upon!!! Did he give you a little smile and wink when he left? That just made my day!! Miss you guys and hope all is going well....talk soon!
Ahahaha! I am totally laughing out loud right now- especially because I can see you blushing! That is darn hilarious. You have to have a better story than the laundry, though. You know you guys were getting "cozy" on the stairs when the kids were all in bed asleep. Sounds better anyway. :)
That is too funny but hey you just may get better service now, you may not want to cancel with them! Remember when you and Chelsea stopped by to look at my house, it was a disaster zone and I totally had underwear on the floor too, I am still embarrassed!
Haha, I am with Marcee...that sounds sooo much better! At least you made all of our day and the bug mans day.
That is HILARIOUS!! Whatever.. I know you sport those everyday with handcuffs and a little spanking stick. You dirty girl you!
So, the contractor who did our basement brought the plumber over and they ran downstairs and I didn't understand why until I saw my V.S. bra hanging on the railing right in front of the door in plain sight. I AM glad it wasn't leopard print.
You went to Texas tonight? Lucky! Good game, too!! I am a true to red Ute fan but was lovin' tonight!!! Go Cougs...until you play us!!
At least they look clean :) And I just read Sally's comment about the BYU game. You went??? I'm so jealous. And I bet Sally's husband feels foolish for doubting our Cougs.
Way too funny! I am still laughing!!
Why didn't you wear those for our "I'm Too Sexy" lipsync?
That is toooo funny. It has to happen once in your lifetime, right!!!
That was AWESOME!!!
Seriously! I'll bet he told all his buddies back at the office, you may be famous!
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Oh Jamie, I miss you!
It could pass for a headband maybe? A scrunchie? Though that may be a stretch...
So funny!!! He got his thrill in for the day! Hey it's better than when my brother the realtor found a stripper pole in a private room of the house he was selling! :-)
And I have a fabulous bug guy! Great prices, no contracts, impecible service - on time - every time, and super polite. He calls me "Mrs. Larson" which always throws me off. I just have him come every other month or when I see a spider. Also, if you see any bugs during the month her sprays, he'll come back next day and respray for free. He's my hero.
BugOff Pest Control - Cory Finly #480-370-5075. Tell him I referred you and I'll get a free spray!!
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